London Straits Convention

[KWorld]

Since the signing of the London Straits Convention was in 1841, I assume it's still in place?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Straits_Convention

[Darman]

I would assume so?  Or at least partly in force?  The Ottoman Empire had previously attempted to get various powers to sign off on a similar treaty.  I believe most countries agreed to sign on.  The only one that refused was Austria.  Although Italy did make noises about how unfairly Christian subjects in Ottoman lands were being treated... (any percieved mistreatment can be remedied by applying in person to the Imperial Kennelmaster, or by submitting a written complaint to the Imperial Latrine Paper Corporation). 

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or by submitting a written complaint to the Imperial Latrine Paper Corporation

Had I read that a bit faster, I would have a keyboard full of lemonade.

[Tanthalas]

I did and am now drying mine cause I got coffee all over it...

or by submitting a written complaint to the Imperial Latrine Paper Corporation

Had I read that a bit faster, I would have a keyboard full of lemonade.