The Antics of Gorden McSwoonie

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Gorden McSwoonie, A Introduction

They call me by many names, some not so nice. Most people know me as Gorden McSwoonie, Private Eye. For a wile, i did whatever scraps came my way. Living job to job was hard, but I made do. One day a man walked into my office. After some wheeling and dealing, I was left alone with a fat, juicy government contract. I had moved into the sphere of the big boys. Government work was what I had always dreamed of doing. Now I could do what no official Irish spy could do. Bound my no rules or laws but my own, I can do anything to get what I'm told to. As long as I don't trip on a rug.