Discussion of the Maori and New Swiss War...

[ctwaterman]

Please keep the discussion here and not on the other News Page.

[miketr]

Bold move to be sure, the question is it the worlds greatest act of piracy yet or are they going for something more concrete?

Michael

[snip]

this will be interesting. Can I get an DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN ;D

[TexanCowboy]

No, but you can get a:

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For just $9.99 and shipping and handling.  ;D

[miketr]

When does this become public?

[ctwaterman]

Well I was Going to Let Valles issue his Public Decleration to the world in Embassy's and Consulates the World Over....

I have a few things to finish up before I do the first 2 weeks of the war.

1st.   It is impossible for the number of ships the Maori used to pass through the central pacific without the huge coal smoke cloud atleast being spotted by a few merchant ships.   The problem given the time period many of these merchants are sail powered or coal powered have a top speed of between 6 and 11 knots and completely lack any type of Marconi or Radio transmitter.

So these ships belonging to DKB, Gran Columbia, and the CSA all bound from South East Asia or China throught the Central pacific spotted the smoke plum and nothing out there that big could be anything but somebodies war fleet, they then deverted to either the nearest friendly port or diverted around the smoke cloud noting it direction and speed of travel.    The problem is these ships are just now reaching the nearest ports and destinations as they had almost exactly the same distance to travel as the Maori fleet.

So to make it Official if Gran Columbia, DKB, and CSA want to write stories of one of there Merchants reaching port on the 8th or the 9th reporting a Huge Fleet spotted 9 to 10 days ago in the Central Pacific they may do so.  But none of the ships closed to the point of actually seing more then maybe some masts and smoke on the Horrizon.

Charles

[TexanCowboy]

I'll wait till the 12th. The news should be public about the declaration of war by then.

Totally OOC: Anyone think that all the wars in Navalism will cause global warming to occur faster?

[Kaiser Kirk]

Actually, when I was poking about trying to figure out what type of winter 1920 Poland had, I ran across theories from the time that all the activity during the great war in the North Sea was responsible for the generally mild winters being experienced.

[TexanCowboy]

"Only barbarians fight without music. Lieutenant! Fire up that phonograph, give me some Wagner!"

Why the Wagner? You have the choice of Holst, Bach, Mozart...and you pick Wagner?

Should of gone with "Flight of the Valkaryies" ....intimidation at it's finest :).

[Desertfox]

It's "Ride of the Valkyries" and its by Wagner... ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

[miketr]

This link should work better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwu2S38lKCQ&feature=fvst

Michael

[TexanCowboy]

How did I do that and am still not failing Music Theory AP?  :o :o

I'd be much more intimidated by this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

And if you just want to scare the shit out of the Maori with bad music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

[ctwaterman]

well considering the largest thing he could take into his plane would have been a small Phonograph hand cranked I doubt the Maori no he is even playing music.

[Sachmle]

He could play the tune with his machine gun.  :P

[TexanCowboy]

BTW, I think this is the first war that the Swiss aren't responsible for starting in any way that they're involved in....well, besides the Maori "reasons".

Now what side does Borys jump in on?