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Started by Desertfox, April 13, 2010, 12:08:39 AM

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Logi

QuoteIt's not like the Chinese can do anything to the Swiss that they are not already doing.

Oh, you are in for a ride.

Desertfox

July 1st

"Admiral Ackbar, what route do we take?"

"We go North."

"North? But if the Italians know that we know that they know our plans? Wouldn't that just tip them of to our true intentions?"

"Which one? Telling the enemy the plan ahead of time? Or the fact that everything is just a massive diversion?"

"So that's why Sidewinder was broadcasted in the clear?"

"The Italians have but two options. They either believe the plan, in which case we fight them on the high seas on our terms, or they think it's a ruse and go north, in which case the backdoor is open. Either way we win."

"But... we are not going that way right? What will they do when we don't show up?"

"It won't matter then. We will have done our job of buying the Zionites time... Oh and don't forget, all the Maorians will see is the Swiss fleet far far away..."
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

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Valles

Quote from: Desertfox on June 14, 2010, 06:47:38 PM
Official New Switzerland Announcement

Due to threats from the Italian Government, New Switzerland is instituting a 12 mile exclusion zone around its warships. Any ship or aircraft from a neutral nation entering said zone should clearly identify itself. Ships not identifying themselves will be treated as hostile and dealt with accordingly. Any submarine operating near Swiss warships is to surface and display its colors, any submarine remaining submerged will be considered hostile and dealt with accordingly.

TO: ATTN SWISS FOREIGN OFFICE

FROM: HRH YUUNO I, KING OF THE MAORI

PICK A TUNE STOP WE'LL BE HAPPY TO DANCE STOP

BY HIS OWN HAND, YUUNO I
======================================================

When the mother ship's cannon cracked the signal to return
The clouds were building bastions in the swirling up above
Poseidon the King and the Wind his jester
Dancing with the Lightning Lady Fair
Dancing with the Lightning Lady Fair

Desertfox

July 15th

New Switzerland does not recognize the Italian blockade of New Zion. A blockade must be effective in order to be legal. A convoy of Swiss ships will be headed towards the Zionite port of Tel Aviv. Any attempt by Italian forces to stop or interfere with them on the high seas will be seen as an act of piracy and dealt with accordingly.
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

maddox

Hm. 

Let me get this straight.   New Swiss knows about the Italian intention to block any trafic to New Zion over sea. Something that is called a blockade.   

But because new Swiss expects that blockade not to be effective, it will send a convoy of ships. But if the blockade is effective, what they don't expect, it will be cause for a declaration of war.

Sachmle

Quote from: maddox on June 20, 2010, 08:16:11 PM
Hm. 

Let me get this straight.   New Swiss knows about the Italian intention to block any trafic to New Zion over sea. Something that is called a blockade.   

But because new Swiss expects that blockade not to be effective, it will send a convoy of ships. But if the blockade is effective, what they don't expect, it will be cause for a declaration of war.

Sounds like Republican logic.
"All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence."
Otto von Bismarck

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"If stupidity were painfull I would be deaf from all the screaming." Sam A. Grim

Logi

QuoteSounds like Republican logic.

NO! It's Swiss logic. Don't cause misunderstandings. The Republic is nothing like that republic!

Carthaginian

Quote from: Desertfox on June 20, 2010, 07:54:00 PM
July 15th

New Switzerland does not recognize the Italian blockade of New Zion. A blockade must be effective in order to be legal. A convoy of Swiss ships will be headed towards the Zionite port of Tel Aviv. Any attempt by Italian forces to stop or interfere with them on the high seas will be seen as an act of piracy and dealt with accordingly.

An interdicted convoy will indicate an effective blockade.
If the Swiss do not recognize it as such, they risk MASSIVE international disapproval.
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

Desertfox

Depends on where the Italians intercept the convoy, NS only recognizes close blockades. And that's only if I actually intend to force the blockade. Could be just a ploy to help out the Zionites...
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

Carthaginian

Quote from: Desertfox on June 20, 2010, 11:05:40 PM
Depends on where the Italians intercept the convoy, NS only recognizes close blockades. And that's only if I actually intend to force the blockade. Could be just a ploy to help out the Zionites...

Define 'close'- or rather, where is 'close' defined in international law.
If the blockade works, it is effective.
Also, given the Rift's geography and NZ's position on the African continent, well... I think anything within the rift would be 'close.'
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in old Baghdad;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
We gives you your certificate, an' if you want it signed
We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined.

Desertfox

Close as in seeing the coastline close, say 20 miles to make it a round number.

And so far my intel tells me that the rift is still open...
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

ctwaterman

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Desertfox

"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090102.html

Desertfox


Thanks to Brockpain (Wesworld) for the idea...
"We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!" Schlock

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ctwaterman

Funny... I would be interested OOC: in seeing this definition of Victory...???

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