From Sydney with Love...

Ithekro · September 26, 2007, 11:44:08 PM

Just remember the party hats for the funeral....

We'll see what plan the Swiss have, but I seriously doubt it is all as bad as people image, just based on the actual technology in use and the distances involved.

Borys · September 27, 2007, 12:38:26 AM

Ahoj!
As Wilhelm himself has half a dozen sons, decapping the dynasty is a tough job.

Borys

Walter · September 27, 2007, 07:47:04 AM

... and even if all of them in the DKB are killed, there is still the one in exile somewhere within the borders of the Empire of Japan. :)
... hmmm... the Exile returning to take the Throne that is rightfully his. :D

swamphen · September 30, 2007, 05:56:36 PM

Quote from: Walter on September 27, 2007, 07:47:04 AM
... and even if all of them in the DKB are killed, there is still the one in exile somewhere within the borders of the Empire of Japan. :)
... hmmm... the Exile returning to take the Throne that is rightfully his. :D

It could be made into a movie:
The Return of the Kaiser...
;D

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17 June
Neue-Kiel News-Presse

The Swiss have learned the hard way that they cannot bombard Brandenburg. A Swiss "fishing boat" that sneaked into Neue-Kiel and attempted a bombardment first had its guns broken by the tricks of Loki, then was completely smashed by our artillery as the hammer of Thor...

Let the Swiss be warned that all other attempts to do this will suffer the same result!

Desertfox · October 10, 2007, 10:44:17 AM

and so it continues...

LZ-9, Over the Brandenburg Sound

"Major, we are not going to make it. We are losing too much hydrogen from the foward cells and we don't have enough ballast. Recomnd we abort mission."

"I don't give a hoot in Hell how you do it, you just get me to the Primary, ya hear!"

"Yes sir."

***

War Room

"General Turgidson, can your boys pull it off?"

"My boys? If the captain's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A huge zeppelin like the LZ-9... zooom! Its preassure wave... stampeding 'roos in the outback!"

"Dr Schweinhund, what about the propaganda aspect? How will we be hurt?"

"Regrettably, yes. But we can spin it to our advantage."

"Will it be difficult?"

"It would not be difficult, Mein Fuhrer. Propaganda is... I'm sorry, Mr. President... propaganda can be twisted every which way. You see propaganda is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy... the FEAR to attack..."

Desertfox · October 21, 2007, 01:26:45 PM

LZ-9 Near Brandenburg

"Major, the foward ballast release has been cut. If we dont release tha ballast we won't make it."

"What's them distance to primary?"

"Sir, we are estimated zero three miles from primary, altitude is nine zero feet."

"OK boys, best get out of here! I'm gonna get them ballast released if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek! I'll get the primary if it's the last thing I do!"

***

Brandenburg Harbor, Fishingboat Freya

Captain Ernst Lütjens was in a foul mood, here he was at two o'clock in the morning doing circles in his fishing boat. Like if he would be able to stop the Swiss Navy with a machine gun if they decided to show up. Then again what was he doing here? If the official news where correct the entire Swiss Navy would have been sunk three times over by now. At least he hadn't been sent to the regular navy, they had not been seen since October.

"Coffee sir?"

"Might as well."

Just two more hours, tought Lutjens. By four o'clock his relief would arrive and he would be able to go home. Wait what was that? There caught in the beam of the Brandenburg lighthouse was the massive shape of a zeppelin. That was the last thing Lutjens saw, as a fireball brighter than the sun erupted in front of his eyes. Within a few seconds the windows of the deckhouse shattered explosively and a giant hand slammed Lutjens into the wall, turning day into night...

swamphen · October 22, 2007, 06:47:07 PM

Head Death picks up his telephone...

TELL INSANELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS THERE'S A CASE FOR HIM IN BRANDENBURG.

;D

Ithekro · October 22, 2007, 06:50:01 PM

Hmmm, they aren't even florinating the water yet.

The Rock Doctor · October 22, 2007, 07:01:57 PM

QuoteTELL INSANELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS THERE'S A CASE FOR HIM IN BRANDENBURG.

TOP THAT, DEATH OF CHOKING ON A GIANT FROG...

Borys · November 07, 2007, 12:42:06 PM

July 1908, Australia
The news reaching the Kingdom from the conference caused spontaneous demonstrations, close to riots. Soldiers were called in to control the angry crowds, and they were barely adequate for the job. Being Australian National Guard or Militia, they shared the sentiment of the crowds.
- Wogs in, Aussies out!
- We ain't paying for no Gooks!
- We've got more than enough Cuthroat Muhameds across the border in Firanjee!
- Nice reward for beating the Germans, Austrians and Dutch - our daughters kidnapped to harems!
- Keep our Sheep safe!

Well informed sources swore on the heads of their firstborn, that the Queen yelled at the head of the Liason Office, representing the Confederation Gov't:
- Is this some sick joke? We are NOT amused!

Tanthalas · November 07, 2007, 12:52:22 PM

im rather fond of the last one "Keep oursheep safe" ^.^

The Rock Doctor · November 09, 2007, 06:27:43 AM

...so....what happened? Give us a pay-off, or we won't watch your next movie.

Ithekro · November 09, 2007, 08:00:41 AM

I believe we are waiting for Desertfox and Korpen to do something. Perhaps Walter was well.

The Rock Doctor · November 09, 2007, 08:06:16 AM

I'm referring specifically to the airship over Brandenburg. Did the Swiss pull a 9/11? Crash into a warehouse of lederhosen und bratwurst? Blow up in mid-air to the great delight of watching Brandenburgers?

Edit: in more general terms - there are a lot of us hanging in the wind, so some form of an update would be helpful.

Desertfox · November 09, 2007, 08:23:48 AM

Well I was hoping swampy could fill in the details of death and desolation in the harbor... But there are some clues above.